Stephen E. Ambrose, Undaunted Courage (June 19-26, 2004)
The animal was a coyote. Lewis and Clark were the first Americans to see one. The captains set a precedent; millions of Americans who came after have also failed in their attempt to kill the coyote.
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News Ticker for June 26, 2004

CUIP News for June 26, 2004 ... Mosquitoes, humidity form alliance against unseasonably cool weather ... Cheney to Leahy: "F#@! yourself" ... Carl to Cheney: "Know thyself" ... Bush orders patriot missile strike of Michael Moore's house ... Moore's movie thrills ignorant partisans, irks intelligent viewers ... Stolen HTML code carrier trapped in tunnel near top of dam, leaps off, survives ... Hollywood producers file trademark infringement suit against HTML code carrier ... Monotony getting old, study claims ... Colombian drug lords meet in Caracas; incorrect South American capital draws embarrassment, assorted murders ... Español no es importante, dicen expertos ... Ironic attempts at humor condemned by Justice Department ... Future news: "White Chicks" captures zeitgeist of America in an election year; "Fahrenheit 9/11" slips into obscurity ... Source: Bush, Kerry actually same person ... Carl accuses Bush of hubris; Bush accuses Carl of misunderestimation ... AP: satire less funny when drawn out interminably ... This is CUIP News

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Page Description - Alternate Wording II (May-June 19, 2004)
A Void of Meaninglessness Established by the Coyote, Generating Minimal Interest Since 2004

(Also - Investigating the Feasibility of New Toaster and Pantaloon Technology and Ridding Lemay of WMD's)
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Page Description - Alternate Wording I (May 2004)
A Void of Meaninglessness Established by the Coyote, Generating Minimal Interest Since 2004
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Ralph Wiggum, The Simpsons (June 12-19, 2004)
I bent my Wookie.
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News Ticker for June 19, 2004

CUIP News for June 19, 2004 ... Pretentious, self-deceiving pop singer changes name, nationality, and race ... Prez to Madonna/Esther: Enemies of freedom are subject to secret strategery ... Future news: children of Madonna, Michael Jackson form alliance, sell "herbs" ... Boredom contagious, study shows ... Bob wears pith helmet in public; elicits stares, confusion ... Roadkill poor in nutrients, rural survey suggests ... Absence of news, token-gay creates internet void ... Stolen HTML code sighted in Montana woods; Bigfoot files trademark infringement suit ... Yeti to Bigfoot: "Bring it on" ... U.S. Olympic team taunts French team; surrender expected Monday ... Teen romance flicks outlawed by obscure clause in Patriot Act ... Secret John Ashcroft porn stash located ... Michael Moore gets angry at, makes money from country he hates ... Reps, Dems brawl on Capitol steps; Nader wins ... Polls say Azerbaijan least pronounceable country ... Random scroll tidbits difficult to find, harder to make up according to committee findings ... This is CUIP News

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News Ticker for June 12, 2004

CUIP News for June 12, 2004 ... Stolen HTML code searched for ... Blog material to the side less important, studies say ... Intrusive Reagan funeral cameramen to appear in new reality series: "Who Wants to Obsessively Photograph My Father's Corpse?" ... Bar-O'-Nasty spill on highway causes mass confusion, plague ... Windox Operating System mysteriously sells out; Bill Gates crushes Windox ... Absence of token-gay troublesome to blog networks, research shows ... Copies of "Marriage is for Keeps" sighted on fire, covered in excrement near 270 and Ladue ... Scroll text neither popular nor effective, news poll suggests ... Man demands scissors, destroyed sheet of paper from six-year-old; standoff continues ... College not starting soon enough, experts say ... Sicillian English teacher to petition Kerry for order ... Dems, Reps issue bipartisan reprimand of Sicillian English teacher ... Media vultures leave Reagan, go to OJ ... This is CUIP News

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Ronald Reagan, from the Berlin Wall Speech of June 12, 1987 (June 5-12, 2004)
Mr. Gorbachev, tear down this wall!
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Emily Dickinson, 816 (June 2-5, 2004)
A Death blow is a Life blow to Some
Who till they died did not alive
become -
Who had they lived, had died but when
They died Vitality begun.
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